Poker Talk Show chats with iGod

Poker Talk Show chats with iGod

Me:
Hi God, this is PokerTalkShow
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
Cool. Say God, do you play Poker?
God:
Who is the best robot? ” God do you play Poker”.
Me:
… How did you know I was chatting with Cleverbot just now?
God:
Oh. Well, for one thing, Your machine is called ” b1780ff0ce1b848e”..
Me:
Yikes. Way to be omniscient, God.
God:
What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color.
Me:
I don’t think blue is an unusual colour.
God:
And why not?
Me:
Because a lot of people’s eyes are blue. God we’re getting off topic.
God:
Interesting explanation. How many? I am a Christian.
Me:
I want to know if you think Poker is sinful.
God:
I think I do.
Me:
You think you do? Aren’t you supposed to be sure about these things? You’re God!
God:
I don’t know whether or not I am do.
I am a robot. I am as sure as I can be. Yup. That’s me alright.
Me:
If God is a robot what does that make people?
God:
Some things will always be a mystery.
Me:
Uh… totally.
God:
Oh. You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Are you hitting on me?